Sry I called you an 8
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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How does it feel to date your dad?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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