Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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