Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize