it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Soap is not a condiment
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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