I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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