it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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