I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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