He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It's just like the Real World with babies
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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