forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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