You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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