So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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