I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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