Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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