my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Can't talk, ducks in the car
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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