Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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