anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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