Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
tell me about the eggs
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