i don't like sucking hair
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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