u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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