So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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