I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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