everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
try to milk me bitch
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