Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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