Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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