he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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