Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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