Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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