i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
