wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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