yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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