I love black thongs
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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