Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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