Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He better not be in your backpack
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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