what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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