party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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