She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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