You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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