Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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