dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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