I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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