she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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