There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I would fuck him just for his dog
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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