Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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