I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Your penis caused this!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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