she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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