is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you win again, gameday.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well I just put wine in my tea
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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