What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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