fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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