reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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