ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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