Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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