She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
