Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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