dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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